You know it's gonna be a long day when I'm making this thread. I got this in an email from my mom. It's a fantastic idea. B1tches 'til the End ! Man, I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end! The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??' 'Because I don't want any of those b1tches sleeping with your father after I'm gone.' And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order.' 

LOL, that's a good one! But, I'm going back to bed, princess #2 decided to wake me up at 4am and then proceed to go back to sleep, so THAT is my plan also... I'll be bach! 

haha that is funny!!! and good morning.. 

hey rox how the heck do i use this epsom salt..lol.. 

desolove it in hot water and add it the a foot tub and soak it Brie 

by the way, good morning ladies.... 

Morning Roxie 

good joke this morning....sounds like something I'd do LOL 

okie dokes.. soaking away... lol 

yeah, hes sleeping..hes gotta go into work for like 3 hours lol.. 

haha yuppers..i had a grrrreat morning!! f*cker was fake sleeping when i got home... 

HELL YES!!!!!!!!! haha ... 

Lmfao Amber I love it! 

lmao did you rape him of course its the only way she could get any 

of course its the only way she could get any whoa there nelly. don't talk about my brie like that. 

whoa there nelly. don't talk about my brie like that. truth hurts, suck it up 

of course its the only way she could get any mmkay whatever you wanna tell yourself.. whoa there nelly. don't talk about my brie like that. aww thanks maranda!! 

truth hurts, suck it up she is a beautiful girl. you have no idea what the truth really is because like i have said before i only like pretty girls like me. 

hangover is kickin in 

she is a beautiful girl. you have no idea what the truth really is because like i have said before i only like pretty girls like me. hells yeah i'd do ya maranda!! 

damn gotta go wake the old man up and take him to the docs. bbl to catch up . 

hells yeah i'd do ya maranda!! there are more than a few i'd do on here lol. 

mmkay whatever you wanna tell yourself.. that makes no sense, why would i need to tell myself that, lol, stupid b!tches... 

there are more than a few i'd do on here lol. of course there are, lol, youre a ho 

i agree brie is beautiful and pretty much rocks aww thanks rox.. i think you are purty awesome and beautiful too.. 

brie was u at the bbq the other day when i got the kitty? 

aww thanks rox.. i think you are purty awesome and beautiful too.. now i know you b!tches are lying, fat chicks arent beautiful 

that makes no sense, why would i need to tell myself that, lol, stupid b!tches... i dont really care if i make sense to you..go on with your dramatic self.. 

Nice to see my soap opra back online this am...was getting concerned id miss another episode....lol..hope u ladies dont mind me here... 

now i know you b!tches are lying, fat chicks arent beautiful i have seen quite a few beautiful fat chicks.. it has to be proportioned correctly.