My house is clean, my GP's won't be here until tomorrow. What to do, what to do?? 

lets partyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 

Join me in my quest to rid this country of euro trash. 

mac gruber is handicapped by complete inmaturity. 

mac gruber is handicapped by complete inmaturity. lulz. 

Wait thirty minutes then clean it again? lol 

Wait thirty minutes then clean it again? lol good one. come clean my house very good one. 

It won't matter how clean it is now. Once they're there, you'll see your house through their eyes and see every particle of dust or crumb that you missed. You'll burn with shame and apologize for your filthy house that you thought was spotless ten seconds before they walked through the door. At least that's how it is for me. 

It won't matter how clean it is now. Once they're there, you'll see your house through their eyes and see every particle of dust or crumb that you missed. You'll burn with shame and apologize for your filthy house that you thought was spotless ten seconds before they walked through the door. No, I'll blame it on them. They are coming in an Impala, only the two of them, and the car is packed solid of stuff for my kids...which means, my house will be clean, until they walk through the door and I have bags, packaging, twist ties, and everything else that they are going to bring through the door. However, I won't complain about the Buffalo food they are bringing me. YAY SALEN'S HOTDOGS! 

No, I'll blame it on them. They are coming in an Impala, only the two of them, and the car is packed solid of stuff for my kids...which means, my house will be clean, until they walk through the door and I have bags, packaging, twist ties, and everything else that they are going to bring through the door. However, I won't complain about the Buffalo food they are bringing me. YAY SALEN'S HOTDOGS! Ohh, that's your concern. Ehh, I say fuck it. There's nothing you can do about it except allow it to happen. My family rarely visits, but I'm comfortable being mean to them and making them clean up both their messes and mine. But I'm not overly fond of my family, especially lately. 

when my mother and father in law came here i told her after a couple days that it looked like a nursing home LOL she thought it was funny though and agreed