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Darlene 5
*Vanessa* 1
Supervillain 12
thatguy! 5
*CU Drama Queen* 4
Calypso 2
Viki 4
MacGruber 1

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Darlene (Mod) --- 15 years ago -

I can't stand other animals in my yard, let alone pooping in it. If it's my animals then it's ok. 

thatguy! --- 15 years ago -

lol, hence my conversation about the issues with some people who dont know how to maintain control of their pets as outlined in cam reg 40-7 which you do sign a piece of paper acknowledging that you understand the reg to its fullest when you are assigned on post quarters....... 

thatguy! --- 15 years ago -

ya know on the tennessee side of post its a mandatory court appearance if someone allows their dog to run at large? meaning if they let their dog run free without a leash, they can recieve a ticket from the mp's requiring they go to court for the offense. 

thatguy! --- 15 years ago -

its a violation of the cam reg to own more than 2 dogs/cats you can be evicted from post if you are found to be in violation 

thatguy! --- 15 years ago -

i just find it interesting, i try to raise awareness about an issue and i get chastized for it, but the very next day someone complains about their neighbors not controlling their pet and its a discussable issue, hmmmm? 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

What's hilarious? I feel misled by the title of this thread. That rhymed. 

thatguy! --- 15 years ago -

lol, i dont have children, dont want children and every trip to walmart or to a restaurant for dinner is like birth control for me, kids screaming , bawling or whining cuz they didnt get the toy they wanted, ugh, i wish i could go straight to the g-parent stage. then you can spoil them, feed them chocolate and then just as they are starting to get edgy, back to mommy and daddy, lol 

MacGruber --- 15 years ago -

i just find it interesting, i try to raise awareness about an issue and i get chastized for it, but the very next day someone complains about their neighbors not controlling their pet and its a discussable issue, hmmmm?

No one likes you. 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

lol, i dont have children, dont want children and every trip to walmart or to a restaurant for dinner is like birth control for me,


You people, seriously. I tell my little jerks to "shut the fuck up before I rip your arms off and beat you to death with the blood stump" and you act fucking horrified. But then you'll be the first to whine about how noisy they are. What do you fucking people WANT?


No, I'm not joking. 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

i left that shyt just chillin there. ever get an item that smells like p1ss, you know some lil brat took a huge p1ss on it.

Did I ever tell you about how my grown-ass brother pissed in the pocket of a raincoat on the rack at a Family Dollar? What a sick puppy. A sick, funny puppy. 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

Double post. 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

happen EVERYWHERE not just on this post.

Seriously. My mom says that the Feral Cat Association says that it's okay for her to trap all 20 (yes, 20) feral cats in her trailer park (yeah, I said trailer. Wanna fight about it?) and bring them with her to the house she's going to move into, and set them free there. What. The. Hell. WHY is there a feral cat association? 

*CU Drama Queen* --- 15 years ago -

Yea after hearing about terroristic children and this BS healing process, I'm really starting to regret getting cut open and dug into to figure out what's wrong with me 

Darlene (Mod) --- 15 years ago -

I just realized I forgot to post the link lol. It's been a long day.

Sorry forgot to post the link hehe 

Darlene (Mod) --- 15 years ago -

I have such a bad memory and I checked the thread a couple times and thought wow no one else thinks the news article is funny....I spaced out oopsie poopsie lol. 

Darlene (Mod) --- 15 years ago -

I don't live on post and if someone's animal gets in my yard I chase them off. If the owner has their dog on a leash and walks it into my yard I scream at them like a crazy woman. I don't want any diseases being passed into my yard when my healthy animals and kids play. I would never let my animals go into someone else's yard, because it's disrespectful and how do you know the yard doesn't contain parvo or something else. 

Darlene (Mod) --- 15 years ago -

lol it happened to me a few days ago so i can relate.

Maybe it's the age girl lol. 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

Sorry forgot to post the link hehe

Damn, I didn't know that was newsworthy or I would have called someone and turned myself in. My neighbors used to do that, so I'd get some section of the newspaper, roll the mess onto it with a stick and fling it at the side of their house. Depending on what the stupid dog had been eating, I could either count on it to stick, or to bounce off disappointingly. 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

Yea after hearing about terroristic children and this BS healing process, I'm really starting to regret getting cut open and dug into to figure out what's wrong with me

You already know how stupid kids are. Did they leave their watch in your bits somewhere? What did they give your for the pain? 

*CU Drama Queen* --- 15 years ago -

They gave me Vicodin, but it clearly stated on my allergy bracelet that I'm allergic to Lortab (WTG!). Tylenol is helping, it's just the gas that's a damn killer 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

They gave me Vicodin, but it clearly stated on my allergy bracelet that I'm allergic to Lortab (WTG!). Tylenol is helping, it's just the gas that's a damn killer

There's tylenol in both Lortab and Vicodin. I looked up a list of painkillers, and a lot of them are hydrocodone and acetaminophen mixes. Demerol and morphine are different. I wonder why they didn't give those instead? 

Calypso --- 15 years ago -

That's hilarious that he threw the crap back to the owner.

LMFAO! 

*CU Drama Queen* --- 15 years ago -

It's the hydrocodone end of it that makes me spaz out. Who the hell knows why they gave it to me. When I got up I was screaming in pain up against a total cunt of a nurse. She prob just shoved it at me to get me out of there 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

Drug comparison chart


Read that. It's pretty informative, especially since the doctors blew smoke up my ass about tramadol being end-all, be-all of painkillers. Faggots. 

*CU Drama Queen* --- 15 years ago -

It's anything codones with me. I'm good though, just the gas and typical after surgery soreness 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

For anything else it did nothing but for my back it was like a miracle drug

That's what I got it for. I had an unexplainable bout of horrible sciatica and Matt took me to the doctors and they all told me how great it was. It didn't do sh1t! I waited for days and nothing ever happened. It finally went away on it's own about two weeks later, but it meant I had to move all our crap for a PCS with excruciating back pain. 

Viki --- 15 years ago -

speaking of lortabs and other narcoics..what the hel\ is wrong with bach? i went to the er the other day in tears b/c of my back and what did they do not a dang thing but send me home with lortabs (which i have already been on for it and it didnt do shyt) and fukcin naproxen. Do they not listen. I sat there the whole time i was there and told them what i have been on for it and it keeps getting worse and my legs and handsare going numb with tingleling (prob spelt that wrong). And yet they dont no anything..no ct's no xrays..Fukcin dumbasz..So sick and tired of it! 

Calypso --- 15 years ago -

Here's what you do.

Walk in the E.R., go as far as signing in, and handing them your ID, then fall on the floor screaming in pain.

=) If they don't do anything at that point, sue the bastards. 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

what the hel\ is wrong with bach?

Be lucky you ain't active duty. All they ever did for me was hand me some ranger candy and tell me to gtfo. I had torn a ligament or something in my goddamn knee and all I got was motrin.

The only thing that does absolutely nothing for me is Tylenol-3. I beg and plead for anything except that, and that seems to be all I ever get. Might as well give me a bag of Skittles because that's about how effective those are. 

Supervillain --- 15 years ago -

It worked instantly so when i have days that it last more then a day i will pop one.


You got it in a pill? They gave me a shot in my ass and it still didn't do anything. They gave me some crap-lousy tylenol-3 to take home after. 

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