Yea, whatever. Today sucks 

Hey Tink, got rid of the old man yet? LOL 

goood mornin. 

goooooooooooood, Tuesday morning. 

good morning 

wazzzzzzzzzzzup ho ho ho? 

Good morning Jen, Jen, & Chi-Chi... I am going back to bed, just got up to let my dog out. I love being retired and sleeping half the day away... 

Good morning! 

im awake again b4 my kids. 

I love being retired and sleeping half the day away... I hear ya, wish I could do that. But time will come and I will do it. LMAO 

Im in a crab ass mood, and prob will continue this mood for the next 3+ weeks 

nothing what is up with you none of ur business 

I love being retired and sleeping half the day away... Lazy fuck. 

well, good morning to everyone except for leah. we dont like your kind in these parts. 

I can't do this. I won't do this. Fuck Tuesdays. Fuck awake. Soon as them kids are at school, I'm going back to bed, Adderall be damned. 

wake your asz up woman. 

wake your asz up woman. Never! It's supposed to be rainy and overcast and crappy today. I've only been awake 22 minutes and I already want to cry. I dreamed that I had to track down a brutal murderer that looked like John Candy. But in order to do so, I had to find out his real name. He'd used so many aliases that it was almost impossible, but I announced that I could because I'd traced my family all the way down to my cousin, thrice removed. And I'm not sure I remember it correctly, but I think Dr. House assigned me the mission. My dreams are ghey. 

My cousin is dating a professional dominatrix who makes some serious dough. A career I briefly considered. I would have been well qualified for the job, as a dominatrix does not have to have sex with her clients. I just get to beat them. Buuuuuut, it would be a night job and I already never see Matt and I'm not entirely comfortable with the idea of someone babysitting the kids over night. 

Uck a Tuesday morning. Im sick and havent slept all night. Then when I finally do manage to slip into somber for a split second my husbands loud azs alarm goes off at 4 this mornin. Now I cant go back to sleep cause my mind keeps screamin at the rest of my body to wake the fukc up. :| 

I don't see her bragging about this during her snotty luncheons with her fellow retired teachers. If I had the job, I'd be the only one out of all mom's kids that is gainfully employed. I got one brother that works at the dollar store and my other brother works at a collection agency, making barely above minimum wage. If I had a job that paid as much as a domme does, she'd finally have bragging rights. 

Good morning ladies and gents ... hope everyone has a decent or even great day!!! 

morning all.. back to work today..ugh.. 

Good morning everyone. I have a few errands to run today, and I gotta do laundry. I kinda just want to chill on the couch and watch Netflix. Lol. Oh, well...have a decent Tuesday everyone! 

im headed over to leahs to help her wax her back. its a jungle! 

wow im headed over to leahs to help her wax her back. its a jungle! you are brave! lmfao anywho! good morning all! taking a break from packing! my daughter & i are going to florida for some time with the family! 

good morning-sorta. ive been up on and off since 5 and i havent had my coffee yet...and my dumb arse husband just called me freaking out thinking that he lost the bank card--yeah he never even took it with him this morning cause its still in my wallet....so i had to yell at him and call him stupid for no reason at all. 

im sitting here laughing at the fact that i made a thread to make leah cry and i can hear her now "they said my back is hairy!" behahhahahaha 

I've been up since 6am because my husband doesn't understand how fucking loud and annoying his PT jacket is. He doesn't have one left, btw. I cut the fucking sleeves off. After he left I couldn't go back to bed so I cleaned the house. Then I lay down and was just drifting when loud ass comes banging the screen door all over the place trying to get to his keys tearing me out of my little drift. So, I'm awake and the only reason I'm not making him wake up be miserable with me is because he'll just annoy me and end of up with less belongings because I'll fucking cut up some more shit. And let me go ahead and answer the dinner thread, he can eat with the dog for all I care- I have a meeting tonight, one I'm looking forward to and I've decided to go stuff my face at the BK on post and send him naughty pictures of my chicken nuggets while he is stuck at home. 

send him naughty pictures of my chicken nuggets while he is stuck at home that actually make me lol 

I cut the fucking sleeves off. You're a b!tch, just saying. God forbid you get off your azz and get a job. Poor guy has to get up early for work while you sleep in, and you ruin his stuff that costs a significant amount of money.